Surprise!Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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ThanksThe original telling was much better though. You could hear the shame in his voice.
It's like a friend of mine that was on the cabbage soup diet. He was so desperate for flavour, but didn't want to break his diet, that one night he found himself in the kitchen looking for something with taste.
He ended up drinking some vinegar out of the pickled onion jar.
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