Surprise!Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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The fail is strong in this one.(
Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:52,
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What...Surprised????
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Not as surprised as your ex, when she came home and caught you balls deep buried in the hairy anus of some Norwegian bloke, over the sofa.
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Ken Oath, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 14:56,
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Oh it was a GUY?I thought he was on about a girl.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:18,
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Maybe it was a dog. Some dogs are quite fair, and friendly, and I suppose, big enough to take a man's cock up the jacksie.
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Ken Oath, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:24,
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It was a girl. But apparently that is too unbelievable for some people.
Oh well.
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Yes.And it really happened, as well.
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Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 5 Apr 2013, 15:28,
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he's not upset, just trolling the trolls
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Why would one stick his penis in a ladies anus when there is a perfectly good orifice mere centimeters away.(, Tue 9 Apr 2013, 0:05, closed)
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