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Herb Alpert's Taxi Driver asks: Ever given granny a heart attack on her 90th birthday or knocked down the wall between the living room and kitchen by mistake before the wife gets home? Tell us tales of surprises and their fluffy and/or messy endings.

(I helped save b3ta! Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 4 Apr 2013, 12:10)
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So there I was in Nepal collecting various facial features from all the Ghurkas I'd killed (with my bare hands)..
"What have you got in that bag", someone asked me.
And so I told them.



"Sherpa eyes".
(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:36, 9 replies)
Needs more canned fish.
Oh,sorry.
Happrise!
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:39, closed)
Needs more Norwegian bumming.

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 10:53, closed)

Ha!
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:14, closed)
Sounds like you
need to wash your hands more often.
(username failed moderation, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:14, closed)
I bet I can guess your favourite Beatles song.

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:19, closed)
I hear you're a big fan of Norwegian Wood AHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHHA

(I helped save b3ta! Monty Boyce, My cheese game is strong, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:20, closed)
clickin dis

(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:29, closed)

^Oh Yes!^
(I helped save b3ta! Ken Oath, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 13:15, closed)
It's "Back In The U.S.S.R."
U.S.S.R. being Unshirted Sexy Sven's Rectum.



ACtually.
(SigourneysBeaver took off and nuked the entire site from orbit on, Wed 10 Apr 2013, 11:53, closed)

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