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This is a question Tactless

As grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?

(I helped save b3ta! chthonic, Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
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We had a happy, clappy born-again Christian temping for us.
She used to call me "Detective" because of my hat, and was very smiley and lovely and happy all of the time.

One summery Friday morning she came in, "Good morning, Detective!" she said happily, "What a beautiful day God has blessed us with again - just in time for the weekend!"

"Yes Emma" I said, "And every day is but another step on our unstoppable march towards death."

She was quiet for the rest of the day.
(I helped save b3ta! Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 11:02, 2 replies)
Did she not rejoice
at the thought of being one day closer to heaven?
(I helped save b3ta! wakeupandsmellthebacon, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:34, closed)
Especially given that their religion is a massive death cult!
Think about it, any religion that says it is OK to have a shit life because once you die it gets better, is taking the piss.
(I helped save b3ta! Rev. Jayneflakes Buy my book, I need the cash for drugs and hookers, Sat 5 Nov 2011, 9:31, closed)

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