What are the odds?
I was at a mate's house, getting to know a group of people I'd never met before. The conversation turned to the different areas people were from - it was their first time "down south" - and the differences in peoples' habits, dress, speech etc. All was fine and jolly.

I commented that one bloke "looked really Welsh" to me - "In fact," I went on, "He really reminds me of Rhys Ifans."

Suddenly the smiles evaporated, and an embarassed and awkward mood descended - emanating particularly from the said bloke's girlfriend.

Turns out Rhys Ifans was her (very recently) ex boyfriend...

Whoops.
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:49, 4 replies)

66/1
(TheManWithThePlan cussed your mum on, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 12:55, closed)

Those are great odds
But I have less than 0 ideas what you mean
(moon monkey is busy making memories worth repressing, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:07, closed)

*
Fewer
(WarneMarsh My priority for frivolity begets quality jollity, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 13:32, closed)

I'm guessing she was a Camden person
He's common as dogshit round these parts - in fact when my sister and one of her friends came down to visit we were walking past the Tesco on Camden road and I said: "...and that's the Tesco Metro where I see Rhys Ifans sometimes." As they stopped to look, Rhys Ifans walked out.
( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Fri 4 Nov 2011, 15:02, closed)