Tactless
As grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
As grandmasterfluffles puts it, "My ex once told me, "That's the best sex I've ever had... Well, apart from with my cousin..."
What's the most tactless thing you've heard? And was it you saying it?
( , Thu 3 Nov 2011, 22:40)
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diffusing the situation
before i stopped being such a fat heifer, i was often the target of jibes from the local children. it never really bothered me and some of the remarks were quite funny.
one day, a young mother was walking down the road toward me with her son, who looked to have been no older than 3 or 4. looking at me, the boy cried "you've got big knickers!"
his poor mother looked positively mortified! smiling at the little fellow, i calmly replied "of course i've got big knickers, have you seen how big my bum is?"
his mother may have been shocked into silence, but the boy laughed his head off!
( , Sat 5 Nov 2011, 15:30, 11 replies)
before i stopped being such a fat heifer, i was often the target of jibes from the local children. it never really bothered me and some of the remarks were quite funny.
one day, a young mother was walking down the road toward me with her son, who looked to have been no older than 3 or 4. looking at me, the boy cried "you've got big knickers!"
his poor mother looked positively mortified! smiling at the little fellow, i calmly replied "of course i've got big knickers, have you seen how big my bum is?"
his mother may have been shocked into silence, but the boy laughed his head off!
( , Sat 5 Nov 2011, 15:30, 11 replies)
so your story is that you spread the situation across a wide area?
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Way to handle it!
My mom was so mad at me when I pointed out a lady's mustache, but she DID have a mustache.
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My mom was so mad at me when I pointed out a lady's mustache, but she DID have a mustache.
( , Sat 5 Nov 2011, 16:20, closed)
it's a tactic that's worked for me
the local kids stopped shouting things at me years ago. my house is even safe on mischief night!
( , Sat 5 Nov 2011, 16:23, closed)
the local kids stopped shouting things at me years ago. my house is even safe on mischief night!
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they're perfectly safe nowadays
unless i have a laughing fit after a large drink....
( , Sat 5 Nov 2011, 17:48, closed)
unless i have a laughing fit after a large drink....
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Ms. Monkey -
I would be delighted with some photographic evidence as a form of visual proof as to the veracity of your claim about the size of your underwear and posterior.
( , Sat 5 Nov 2011, 19:09, closed)
I would be delighted with some photographic evidence as a form of visual proof as to the veracity of your claim about the size of your underwear and posterior.
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