Unusual talentsB3tans! Can you hum with your tongue? (Your Ginger Fuhrer can and he once demonstrated this to a producer on Blockbusters on the hope of getting on TV) Maybe you can bend your thumb in a really horrid way that makes it look broken. (Your Ginger Fuhrer's other special talent) What can you do? Extra points if you fancy demonstrating this with the odd pic or youtube vid.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:28)
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SkippingThis is the most ridiculous talent and I don't know where it came from.
On a sports day in school the kid doing the skipping race felt ill so the teacher plucked me out of the bunch of kids attempting to hide and demanded I take his place. I won.
I was then entered into the regional competition against my will, tripped over at the start and still won. I was given some comical medal for my achievement.
It's the most embarrassing and useless talent. Some girl described one of my performances as 'the most naturally gifted skipper I've ever seen!'.
This shit is not on my cv. Why couldn't I actually be good at something that I could win an Olympic medal for as opposed to a wedgie?
n.b. I couldn't resist entering the parent's skipping race at my nephew's sports day. I've still got it.
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Regger, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 15:35,
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