Unusual talentsB3tans! Can you hum with your tongue? (Your Ginger Fuhrer can and he once demonstrated this to a producer on Blockbusters on the hope of getting on TV) Maybe you can bend your thumb in a really horrid way that makes it look broken. (Your Ginger Fuhrer's other special talent) What can you do? Extra points if you fancy demonstrating this with the odd pic or youtube vid.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 14:28)
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WellI can be a right awkward bastard. Over my lifetime I've really had to dig my heels in, eg;
Bedtime - No, I want to watch the end of The Proffesionals, please mum. Then hide at the edge of the sofa until it did. Age about 9.
Put a coat on - No, ill be fine. Age about 12, with a cold a week later.
Another Snakebite? Yes wench, gimme that and your number. Age 16, with a sick stain on the bedroom floor in the morning.
Don't hit that! Fuck off, smack. Ouch, blood dripping from my right knuckle. I chose to hit a street sign light, cracked the glass. Still works and still there some 20 years later. Age 18, with an inch scar.
Don't shag that - why not?! Der!?
Or that - why not?! Der!?
Repeat.
Ooops - need to book a place need Romford where those lady ops are undertaken.
Don't, er, oh you will anyway. No, I won't!
Don't marry (that) - tough, gunna and need cash.
You're going to be a dad, so stop drinking and smoking. Yes yes yes that's wonderful (no no no, what have I done) - carrys on.
Repeat.
"I'm leaving you, and leaving the children". No you're not!
"I'm coming back". Ditto!
"I'm leaving you". I fucking give up!
"One more chance". Cough.
"I'm leaving you". Ill help you pack (again).
Divorce - fuck off Chambers (RSwipe not included)
Trial - 1/12/10
I don't mean to piss all these people off, or you if you have had to read all this but I seem to have a talent.
Don't click this cos if you do then you're a wanker too. Nuff yet???
(, Thu 18 Nov 2010, 19:46, Reply)
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