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Pooster says: "When we were younger my little brother had a tantrum which ended when he threw a fork and it stuck in my other brother's cheek for a bit." Tell us your tales of screaming kids, and adults acting like children.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:48)
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My wife announced, mid flounce,
that she refused to argue with me if I was "going to be logical about it".

She didn't talk to me for about a day, result!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:39, 9 replies)
My ex used to refuse to acknowledge that the previous 10 minute rant was pointless as it was based on a faulty assumption in the first place. Plus, when you finally logically deflate one bone of contention, it's another WHIZZ on the randomiser and then the next vexing issue is brought out instead.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:51, closed)
A girlfriend did once have a right go at me in public for
NOT waking her up when I got in from a night out with my mates. The mind genuinely boggles at how the lady brain functions sometimes or whether they just really enjoy fucking our shit up.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:47, closed)
Never DIY with your missus.
"How about I 'phone my dad? He'll know." to "I see - so now I hate all your friends." in 60 seconds flat.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:01, closed)
"Daddy will fix it. Daddy will make it all better"
best hope she wasn't called 'Princess' by him when she was young or you'll never bust out of that pattern.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:21, closed)
I hope I am never the premise of
such an argument when my daughter is married. I'd probably feel quite sorry for the husband, at least up until the moment I remember that he is shagging my 'little girl'!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:44, closed)
Haven't you learned the first lesson yet?
You're the man. Therefore you are ALWAYS wrong.
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:28, closed)
I still haven't quite got the hang of it...
despite the black eyes!
(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:41, closed)
My sympathies. Last week, we were looking at two different types of wardrobe.
I started adding up the parts we'd need to buy to fit our bedroom.

Apparently I was adding numbers up on purpose to make the price look bigger.

I think she also resents me for my firm grasp on Euclidean geometry, instead of the hyper-spatial fantasies she has for fitting fucking inappropriately huge furniture into tiny rooms.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 10:42, closed)
You heartless bastard.
Why couldn't you just let her pick the wrong one and then take the blame for her choice later on when somehow it would of course have become your fault because you 'didn't add up the numbers' . I believe that this is the traditional technique when shopping with a woman.

Oh, and don't forget to allow for the fourteen hundred fucking cushions that she will need to make the room seem even more jam packed.
(, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:48, closed)

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