My wife announced, mid flounce,
that she refused to argue with me if I was "going to be logical about it".

She didn't talk to me for about a day, result!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:39, 9 replies)

sympathies.
My ex used to refuse to acknowledge that the previous 10 minute rant was pointless as it was based on a faulty assumption in the first place. Plus, when you finally logically deflate one bone of contention, it's another WHIZZ on the randomiser and then the next vexing issue is brought out instead.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 16:51, closed)

A girlfriend did once have a right go at me in public for
NOT waking her up when I got in from a night out with my mates. The mind genuinely boggles at how the lady brain functions sometimes or whether they just really enjoy fucking our shit up.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:47, closed)

Never DIY with your missus.
"How about I 'phone my dad? He'll know." to "I see - so now I hate all your friends." in 60 seconds flat.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:01, closed)

"Daddy will fix it. Daddy will make it all better"
best hope she wasn't called 'Princess' by him when she was young or you'll never bust out of that pattern.
( Rotating Wobbly Hat That's not a banana. THIS is a banana., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:21, closed)

I hope I am never the premise of
such an argument when my daughter is married. I'd probably feel quite sorry for the husband, at least up until the moment I remember that he is shagging my 'little girl'!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:44, closed)

Haven't you learned the first lesson yet?
You're the man. Therefore you are ALWAYS wrong.
ALWAYS.
( stuj (^(^;;^)^) GO TEAM SPIDERS!(^(^;;^)^), Thu 19 Jul 2012, 17:28, closed)

I still haven't quite got the hang of it...
despite the black eyes!
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:41, closed)

My sympathies. Last week, we were looking at two different types of wardrobe.
I started adding up the parts we'd need to buy to fit our bedroom.

Apparently I was adding numbers up on purpose to make the price look bigger.

I think she also resents me for my firm grasp on Euclidean geometry, instead of the hyper-spatial fantasies she has for fitting fucking inappropriately huge furniture into tiny rooms.
( Pope Shax XIII uses Visio for picture editing, does it show?, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 10:42, closed)

You heartless bastard.
Why couldn't you just let her pick the wrong one and then take the blame for her choice later on when somehow it would of course have become your fault because you 'didn't add up the numbers' . I believe that this is the traditional technique when shopping with a woman.

Oh, and don't forget to allow for the fourteen hundred fucking cushions that she will need to make the room seem even more jam packed.
( number5 has been fighting tramps and losing., Sat 21 Jul 2012, 18:48, closed)