Tantrums
Pooster says: "When we were younger my little brother had a tantrum which ended when he threw a fork and it stuck in my other brother's cheek for a bit." Tell us your tales of screaming kids, and adults acting like children.
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Scaryduck LIKES EGG, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:48)
What pushes this into Classic territory is the people trying to defend him from the nasty /talkers mocking him.
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Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:01,
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there is only one fabric that black trousers can be made from.
You terrible bully.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 18:18,
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But not khakis!
Khakis are made from pure baby tears and antiallergens.
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Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:03,
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I bet some nasty /talkers went round his house and put itching powder in his khaki trousers after...
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:04,
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Or before
would explain the anger.
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Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:39,
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and the trouser-rash.
I liked the bit where he told them he had cancer (probably caused by Black Trousers) and they were all meh, whatevs...poor helo :(
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 19:54,
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I'm in remission from trousercancer.
It's no laughing matter.
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dozers, do fuck off ur a nob m8, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:01,
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Well that explains why you're skinny
But not why you're like Jimmy Carr.
There's no excuse for that...
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Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:18,
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to be fair
It did sound like he was going, "Well, I had CANcer, so NYEH!"
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Sivvus trolley collision in the fruit aisle led to a jam, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:19,
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we've all been there, sivvus..
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janet aylia y'all motherfuckers need jesus, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 20:31,
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