I'll just wait here...

While you get your handful of bum chums to help you out.

If only they could be bothered to click 'I Like this' then you may do better in this QotW.

I'll click it though because you've made an effort. Perhaps you should delete it now it's been 'soiled'?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:18, 1 reply)

HAHAHA BRILLIANT !!!!! I@M MORE POPULAR THAN YOU ON QOTW
ITS POOFLAKE WINNER ON MULTIPLE OCCASIONS !!!


being a winner on qotw is quite the accolade Pooflake
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:21, closed)

Well - you would know...

Oh, no you don't .

You also seem to fail at life too. You're the gift that keeps on giving.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:23, closed)

TWANG CLUB
You're the first person to ever equate being a winner at life with triumphing at QOTW, this is internet gold right here
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:24, closed)

I'm surprised you haven't been more backed up by now...

I applaud you for standing up for yourself on your own two feet. How does it feel? Empowering?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:26, closed)

Didn't notice the ninja edit there - sorry...
I didn't realise that it took so long for your mongish stumps to bash the keyboard.

Feel free to leave a list of your achievements here...

...

or here...


anytime you're ready...



oh.


poor you :(
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:28, closed)

Being naughty stepped doesn't count :)

( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:28, closed)

I'm not in twang club, nor have I ever been anywhere near coventry.
I've also never posted endless crap on a forum, lapping up the attention of fat mentals who've voted me top of the shit pile. I ent run away in tears citing what horrible people have said about my embarrassing efforts to be funny because it's not the usual scychophants lapping it up.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:33, closed)

Well you're half right...

You HAVE posted endless crap on a forum (see OP, and also, OT), and you quite obviously do lap up the attention of fat mentals.

As for the 'usual scychophants lapping it up'. Do you want me to name yours?

No, I don't have to. You know who they are.
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:53, closed)

No rory
All you have done is post mindless troll shit at people who make an effort to post stuff on QOTW like the retarded mong that you are. Why don't you just fuck off and play with your own shit somewhere else?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 10:22, closed)

I'm managing to bat away your perceptive attacks I think for the time being.
What's your secret to being a QOTW winner? Apart from twang club that is.
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:29, closed)

Oh I don't want to divulge any 'trade secrets'...

But between you and me, 'not being shit' has tended to help a tad with the old votes...
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:31, closed)

Votes on the internet definately mean prizes as we all know.
You seem sadly proud of people clicking a mouse. I'll admit I've never read any of your efforts, they tend to be blocks of text repeating dicks and fannys all the time. I'll never be able to match that mofo
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 15:37, closed)

Well ditto.

I've also never read any of your efforts...because I was informed by reliable sources in advance that to do so would be a massive waste of time.

Tell me, why did you post this?
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:01, closed)

It was an amazing story just waiting to be told
I've turned my qotw boat around
( Light In Chains maker of the ikea sofa, Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:03, closed)

Ha ha!...

Good point scored. I actually 'Lolled'
( Pooflake braces for an onslaught..., Fri 20 Jul 2012, 16:07, closed)