
Pooster says: "When we were younger my little brother had a tantrum which ended when he threw a fork and it stuck in my other brother's cheek for a bit." Tell us your tales of screaming kids, and adults acting like children.
( , Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:48)
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So I'm at the subway turnstile this morning and I'm swiping my metrocard but it won't register for some reason.
"Hey! Hurry up! You're holding everyone up you ASSHOLE," a voice sounds from behind. So I turn around expecting to see a queue of like 50 irate commuters. Instead I find one angry looking middle aged woman.
"Go to another turnstile," I say.
"Fuck you, PRICK," she says.
"Umm, excuse me," I say. "You should watch how you speak to people."
"Oh FUCK YOURSELF!" she says.
So I stabbed her.
( , Sat 21 Jul 2012, 12:19, 2 replies)
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