my little madam of a sister.
when i was about 11, my parents had a chest freezer, in the depths of which were hidden a large box of moonlight mint choc ices. The freezer had a lock and the key was in the possesion of the parents. I had a padlock for my bike and out of curiosity i tried the key in the lock and it opened. Sneaky choc ice heaven until my litle 6 year old sister spied me sneaking about and threatened to turn queens evidence to the folks if i didnt let her in on the arrangement. I refused and she threw a massive wobbler and stomped off. Every day for a week she wittered on and sulked and finally she flounced off and grassed me up.
One smacked arse and being sent to my room session later, I absconded with 3 of her cindy dolls and applied some heat from a cigarette lighter i had acquired from my older brother and melted the faces off them. I still tease her about it now. It was worth being grounded for 2 weeks.
(Finster Ate a cat biscuit for a bet, Sat 21 Jul 2012, 23:59, 3 replies)

You sound like a selfish prick. You should have given her a choc ice and enjoyed the find with her.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:04, closed)

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I'm with the tramp, on this.
( monster munch person, man, woman... camera... TV?, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 11:30, closed)

Choc ices was my scam, hers was well rehearsed crying at our father and blaming me for everything she broke or touched or spilled. Fairs fair, she left the door open on the hamster cage and her bloody cat ate my faourite hamster Major Benjamin, why would i give her a share of the booty.
(Finster Ate a cat biscuit for a bet, Tue 24 Jul 2012, 20:04, closed)