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Pooster says: "When we were younger my little brother had a tantrum which ended when he threw a fork and it stuck in my other brother's cheek for a bit." Tell us your tales of screaming kids, and adults acting like children.

(, Thu 19 Jul 2012, 12:48)
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The Ginger Fox was nocturnal,
fortunately so was I. The un-stress of student life enabled me to play Civ II until 2am, and enabled her to have massive late night paddies, safe in the knowledge that I would be around and, being her other half, would have to listen.

That night she started by comparing herself disparagingly to her best friend cum housemate. I nodded and went 'hmm' occasionally. I had found an unsettled island, and sent a ship full of engineers and tanks.

I was going to leave her for someone prettier, and with bigger tits, apparently, she said. I sighed and pointed out that one day, eleven years later, I would refer to her as 'The Ginger Fox' on the internet, and not without cause. I was reassured that I was wrong. One of my engineers built a road, some tanks fortified my new city.

She went through a glossy magazine, pointing to all the things she didn't own that were advertised, like she lived in the third world or in poverty and didn't come from a comfortably-off middle-class family of civil servants. "I've never had a dress like that, I've never had a ford focus, I've never even had multigrain cheerios...". Yes dear, whatever dear. Tanks put down uprising, kill guerillas.

The next day she slept in later than I did, she was even less of a morning person. I had some business out and about. I ended up in the supermarket, spotted something, smirked and bought it. When I got back in, she was in the kitchen, making toast. I opened my bag, put the box forcefully on the table and said sternly,

"Don't you ever say I don't buy you anything". It was multi-grain cheerios.

She laughed and smiled and insisted we both eat some, right now. She said she didn't think I listened to her when she was ranting. She liked that I paid attention. She then insisted that we go to our room and do the thing she only normally let me do on my birthday.

I broke the fourth wall and did a double thumbs-up at the camera.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 14:10, 16 replies)
I love all the Civ games.
Reading this I felt a slight twang of remorse that I wiped Windows from my hard disk. I guess the good thing is that I will never again be at work on no sleep, because I've stayed up all night playing a computer game. These days, I'm at work on no sleep, because I've stayed up all night reading.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 15:45, closed)
So your story is 'I bought my girlfriend some cereal she wanted'?

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:09, closed)
I read it as "I spent all of uni in front of my PC, playing strategy games
and still managed to get laid.". An all too obvious lie.
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 21:23, closed)
Well, she made all the running
and I really am that sexy
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 23:58, closed)
I must confess,
I got moist just reading it.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:48, closed)
Oh baby
take me
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:07, closed)
(back for a refund)
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 10:23, closed)
meh, bindun before, and better

(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 23:14, closed)
Essentially, yes.
You got one of those readers badges in cubs, didn't you?
(, Sun 22 Jul 2012, 23:56, closed)
Why didn't you just fuck her instead of pestering pixels on a pc, you knobless prick?

(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 8:08, closed)

I had to wait for her to stop moaning first.

It happens at the end, if you get that far.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:06, closed)
Oh I see.
She agreed to have sex - which she normally only did on your birthday.

I thought you meant something like a blow-job or anal.

Silly me.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:00, closed)

It made a nice change from having to spike her tea
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 16:11, closed)
The moaning is supposed to come during the sex
you ridiculous nullo.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 19:13, closed)

I refer you to the above comment about spiking her tea
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 23:08, closed)
civ II - absolutel classic - click
Also the interwoven narrative was stylish.
(, Mon 23 Jul 2012, 9:53, closed)

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