Once upon a time there was a lovely little sausage called Baldrick and it lived happily ever after.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:23, 10 replies)

Sausage!
SAUSAGE!
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:24, closed)

Ah, damn your eyes!

( emvee cruor deo cruoris, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 9:59, closed)

Didn't you post once
that quoting comedy is only for tards ;)
(sittingduck Attention seeking, bullshitting fuck-knuckle, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:30, closed)

Yes I did. I did so twice. More times, in fact. In fact, fuck it - I'm going to do it again:
Quoting comedy is only for tards.

Although for the life of me I can't remember the last time that I did.

But it is.
( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:43, closed)

Prick.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 12:38, closed)

Its very important
to prick your sausage before cooking
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:18, closed)

Only if you're a moronic shitcunt who wants to lose all the lovely fat.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 15:56, closed)

Fuck off
prick
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:56, closed)

Sausagefailure.

( Dr. Shambolic je suis charlie, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 18:13, closed)

Dr Shambolic
Thanks for taking time out from smearing your own faeces on the walls of your secure cell and using your precious supervised internet time to reply to my little post. You do know that stealing one of your carers smocks and wiping your arse on it doesn't make you a real doctor don't you?
(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Thu 26 Jul 2012, 9:25, closed)