damm the sweets!
I was once working in a stores where we would deliver sweeties to the surrounding shops. One day my boss was a little upset that he had been caught rattling some filth pot instead of wanking quietly in his bathroom so his wife couldn't hear.

anyway... whilst calculating how many boxes of crisps we would need to satisfy the next weeks orders a pile of boxes about 8 high fall onto him. He tried to move but a trolly (the ones with two high sides and two open sides) containing a few big 5 kg bags of sweets got in his way.

Well, he wasn't to impressed - he threw what ever was in his hands on the floor and tried to shove the trolly out of the way - it wouldn't move (since they only have swivel wheels on one side) - he got angrier and angrier until he flipped and kicked the fuck out of the sweets on the trolley - amazingly none spilled out and we sold them the next day.

I swear, nothing can cheer you up more than seeing a grown ass man kick the shit out of a bag of coconut macaroons!
(Clit Ninja is having a white space party!, Wed 25 Jul 2012, 16:20, Reply)