Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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False hangover curescue another mate of mine, duncan. This guy had such a low tolerance for alcohol that you could breath on him after a pint and he'd fall over.
We all wake up the next morning with tremendous hangovers, and he asks "whats the best way to get rid of this fucking headache?"
One of the other lads said (with a perfectly straight face) "eat a whole bulb of garlic after drinking a pint of water".
It was so funny, that when we were sat down a few minutes later watching one of the starwars films, all you can hear instead of the vader breathing noise is the projectile vomiting of the most gullable man on the planet.
The party was on a friday night. He didn't look anywhere near human until the following wednesday. He gets very nauseous every time he smells garlic now.
hehehe
(, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 11:30, Reply)
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