Posh Kid Party Stealing & Vandalism
Im ashamed to say that back in early 90's Bedford a party was little more than excuse for theft and vandalism of some poor saps house..ESPECIALLY if the party happened to be being held by a kid from one of Bedford's various 'posh' schools
the average Bedford 'party' would have gone like this:
* upon hearing of the party all must arrive at the venue mob handed and preferably in badly 'modded' Ford Fiestas or Mark II Cortinas that are playing rubbish Rave or Drum n Bass.
* when entering the venue all must give 'evils' to the assembled public school types and make sexist and aggressive comments to their girlfriends- it is ESSENTIAL that one of you now produce a knife/CS gas canister or other offensive weapon for 'effect'.
* an expedition by the biggest and most evil looking of your party must then be mounted to the kitchen to steal booze and drugs while the thieves accompanying you retire to the bedrooms to steal valubles and ladies underwear (to be worn on head/wanked into later)
* if no fight starts of its own accord- start one use bottles and/or aforementioned offensive weapons
* when fight is won (due to your underhand use of weapons and your overwelming numbers) proceed to punch and kick holes in walls/doors, break expensive looking furniture and, if you can find some, tread dog shit through the lounge and if you have time, the upstairs bedrooms.
* abscond forthwith as you swear you saw that tasty blond posh girl on the phone to the pigs
( bigmeuprudeboy is using powerpoint or paint...have MERCY, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 11:47, Reply)