Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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evidenceWhen i told my ashen faced parents that I hadn't had a party while they were away for a week when I was about 16 (they arrived home a day early), they found the following contradictory evidence:
All of the doors and windows open;
No food in the cupboards;
A giant cake in the kitchen made from melted chocolate, crisps and sliced bread, with "you twat" iced on the top with ketchup;
Their marital bed encrusted with filth;
Air rifle pellets peppering the internal walls;
The word "wank" written in huge letters on the front door, created with smeared banana;
The wooden floor boards of the living room warped, where beer had been spilled and left for three days;
A normally hyperactive cat so stoned that no amount of coaxing would pursuade it to move;
A tied pair of trainers on the roof;
Party balloons;
Party poppers;
My friend Scott asleep, wearing a party hat.
I was told "you are too old for us to punish you, but you should know that we can never trust you on your own in the house again".
Alright!! Too old to punish!!
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browser still relating boring anecdotes into a void on, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 13:25,
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