Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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Not as a teenager but...A few years ago a mate had a party for his teenage brother's 16th. Things got out of hand and one lad was causing mayhem; so we got a call and shot round looking all hard and stuff.
It ended up with 4 of us grabbing a limb each and chucking the lad out on the lawn (he wouldn't go quietly) - a few kidney jabs may have been issued in the struggle to lift him.
A few days later I bump into Billy, whom I went to school with. Harder than coffin nails Billy was discharged from the Royal Marines for an excess of violent tempremant.
"Now then Dan, how's it going."
"Not bad, not bad, yourself?"
"Yeh ok. Hey were you one of those lads that threw my brother out of that party?"
*cue pants shitting moment*
"Errr, yeh but not just me, and he was well out of hand"
*Slight pause*
"Nice one, he's a little bastard and deserved a good kicking"
Never have I been so scared in my life!
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Mastic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 14:03,
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