Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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TescoAt one party, we decided to pay a drunken visit to tesco at 2am. Host 'G man' climbs into a trolley, wearing only his boxers, and being the good friend I am I push him into the store and promptly leg it.
The trolley hits one of the security scanners by the doors, nearly breaking it, and all the security guard says to G man, whose tackle is now hanging out, is "You can't come in here without a shirt on mate." In a true display of loyalty, everyone else had already legged it down the main road.
(, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 14:20, Reply)
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