Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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Oh god, last one, honest.Right - I keep remembering more and more - but this is the last, I promise.
Beginning of my (current) third year at University - so sometime back in October. I was sitting outside crosslands (our student bar) with a friend, having a nice quiet drink before a nice quiet party back at his house.
I gave him a tenner and said "Okay, get me a guinness". He comes back, and announces full of joy: "I got bored of guinness - here's a pitcher of cocktails."
"But Luke, I can't drink cocktails, they make me ill!"
"Oh go on!"
"Fine, okay."
Anyway - later that night, I had just cut the leg off my jeans with a pair of hair scissors, when my girlfriend rings me, and the conversation proceeds thusly:
"Josh - Luke just texted me and said you cut your leg or something?"
"You mean my Jeans?"
"Oh - have you cut your jeans up?"
"I don't know, I can't feel my jeans."
"Right..."
I hate you, Spirits. Damn you all to hell.
(, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 14:52, Reply)
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