Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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Fuck Off MumAt a party I held many years ago, the two events of note had to be:
a) A mate of mine brought round his home-made valve amp to use for the music. Half way through the night someone spilt beer all over it so he started crying, got a screwdriver and tried to repair it whilst it was plugged in... sitting in a puddle of beer.
b) Firstly, me going into the toilet with a bird who was contemplating whether to split up with her boyfriend, so I convinced her to get off with me. I then went into my room where my current young lady was, who proceeded to lock the door and give me some scarily dirty sex. About 20 mins later my mum happend to be at this party (don't ask, she was cool like that) and banged on the door to say people were leaving.
My rather pleasant squeeze took it upon herself to yell at the top of her voice, "Fuck Off, We're Fucking!!"
(, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 15:48, Reply)
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