Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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Sex, lies and a videotape6th year at school, one of the girls decides to have a party as her folks are away for the weekend. Half the year turn up and drunkenly cram into the house. The bedrooms are full, the bathroom is full, there's even folk making good use of the hall cupboard. Then it all starts going down hill. One of the rugby boys thought it would be a good idea to start tackling folk as they walked by... until he missed his victim and put his head through two layers of plaster board from the living room into the kitchen.
Someone then decided it would be cool to smash open a video tape and wrap it between two trees in the back garden.... turned out to be the only copy of the sister's wedding video.
In due time the police arrived, only for the house to empty with people jumping out of windows to avoid getting their names taken. In true WWF Wrestling style, about 8 of us ran at the back fence thinking we could just lean over, place a hand on the other side and simultaneously flip over it with our feet flying up over our heads... at least that was the plan until the entire thing collapsed.
On Monday morning we then found out that the neighbours called her parents, who drove back to find her on her knees in the kitchen with some guy... tousers round his ankles.
Appologies for the length, but that's the shortened version.
(, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 16:42, Reply)
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