Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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Party for saleIt was the most anticipated social event in my street. It was better than old man Pearson's 'shouting at trees' party (the bugger always rigged the judging so he won 1st, 2cnd and 3rd best shouter as well as the honourable mention and cheekiest stance awards.)
I invited all my homies round. Dino The Last Dinosaur was there, so was Captain Planet and making a guest appearance was Jimbo from Jimbo and the Jetset. There were health and safety worries about having an aircraft make a personal appearance at a teenagers party but those were overcame by letting various members of the local council jizz on my dungarees.
The guests had a marvellous time. There was Tizer on offer as well as the popular party games: pin the tail on the spastic, blind man's spastic, hide and spastic, pass the spastic and the ever popular musical spastics.
It all came to a tragic end however when at 9 o clock my parents came back and told me they wished they'd never adopted me and I cried blood. Real blood! Crikey!
(, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 21:30, Reply)
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