Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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First Halloween after discovering teh booze...I'd just started college after a drunken summer holiday having discovered drink and teenage rebellion shortly after my GCSEs. My favourite drink at the time was whiskey, specifically Bells. I would regually be found down the local park swigging the stuff straight out of the bottle, I thought I was so cool. So when i get invited to a small halloween party round my friends house and get asked what drinks I want her to get in I just say, "Get me a bottle of whiskey and I'll be happy for the night". First mistake!
I turn up and my vague instructions see me handed a litre of Lidl's finest within seconds of getting there. And now for my second mistake, half an hour later all the whiskey's gone. Now personally I remember nothing between looking at a half empty bottle and waking up in hopsital with some angry looking parents stood over me but I've never been aloud to forget that I proceded to finish the bottle, try and grope a girl that was sat next to me then spent the next hour before the ambulance turned up thowing up all over this girl's living room and garden before pulling off my party piece of crawling around the garden, pants round my ankles and pissing myself.
Haven't touched whiskey since, in fact, even the smell of the stuff still makes me need to hurl.
(, Fri 14 Apr 2006, 10:18, Reply)
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