Crikey where do i start
First one that comes to mind, was the leaving do some of my mates had for their last xmas at school, i'd already left being born in that late June/July time where your mates 2 months younger than you end up in the year below, an the night of this party i was on the whiskey, a couple of us thought we were the ones.

I wanna go to this party being held at the school sports hall, an aircraft hanger sized venue, with basketball court e.t.c. the teachers supervising know me, and won't let me in, so my mate lets me in through a back door.

the hall used to be able to be partitioned down the middle by a sheet covering the lot, queue me needing a piss, but theres a teacher standing out in the corridor by the loos so i proceed in an almost pitch black side of the partition to piss all over this sheet separating the disco. Sticking my tongue down the throat of the only girl that would dance with me and trying to remove her fillings, e.t.c.

Also, used to every few weeks have open parties round a mates house, he just lived with his mum, who worked in a pub and didn't give a shit, his neighbours were just as bad to, all the doors would be open and people could come and go as they pleased, the nights were legendary, there is a singer/guitarist in a reformed band that used to get wasted there too i used to be best mates with ;) (not seen since school tho)

anyway, the attendances could easily reach 50+ spilled out on the front lawn, back, everywhere (in a small early 80s council 3 bed tip of a house, you know the sort, rows of 6, no bigger than a large school class room on 2 floors). he had a sterio system with 2x4 an a 1/2 foot tall custom speakers and smaller ones all over the place, you could hear the doo from half a mile away in teh local park. this was in teh early to mid-90s when it was german techno on some obscure radio station on Sky i can't remember the name of, and cheesy stuff by Snap e.t.c.

anyway, it wasn't uncommon for mates to cop off with birds who'd just been sucking off another mate 10 minutes before, ya know, stories of mates pubes in the birds mouth e.t.c. 2's up on a girl bearly old enough an so on, starts the night like a smarty tube not by the end, bowls in the garden, bongs an so on.

Target practise with my mates .22 was a lot of fun across the nearby school field, i caught one mate in teh arse, wasn't so funny when i was running an got it tho, ha!

he doesn't live there now, needless to say there is a house in the town that has a motorbike and a raliegh grifter buried in the garden
(1_not_so_careful_owner, Fri 14 Apr 2006, 10:56, Reply)