I was so drunk
I dont remember actually doing some of what follows. One party I remember pulling a girl on her friend's bed, being watched by most of the other people at the party, including said friend's father (who i knew). After this, I drank the best part of a large Smirnoff bottle on an empty stomach, and lost a good deal of my memory, until I was violenty sick in a basin for half an hour, collapsed on a bed, and coughed up blood. When I woke up the next morning - safely back at my house - I discovered I'd picked up the wrong glasses, so I had to return and find my own (apparently discovered in the morning clear up somewhere in a hedge) ... and was then informed I'd also pulled two other girls that night. Score! :P

Another time, I got insanely lashed on a mix of vodka, coke and redbull, followed by 2 pints at the pub. I lost a lot of memory, including a 2 mile walk halfway home, at which point my memory sort of came back in a little bit. Then went. Finally got home, crashed out, and in the morning told my friend about a strange dream involving dogs and cigarettes and the like ... turns out it was true. Oops. As was pissing on a billboard and irritating the hell out of a fish-and-chip shop owner, tapping my ash on his counter. Score?
(zenmeban thinks the weather could be better, Fri 14 Apr 2006, 22:35, Reply)