Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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age is everythingUsed to have a fantastic mate called Rosie, and we were round her house having a few beers and a laugh. Anyway, a friend of mine was wankered out of his tree and had taken a real liking to Rosies dog Oscar.
He sat there with it for a very long time, chatting to it, feeding it salt and vinegar crisps (that dog was utterly addicted to crisps after that) and Fosters. Yep, that dog didn't half put it away that night, until Rosie noticed what was going on...
"WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING??? THE DOGS PISSED! LOOK, HE CAN'T EVEN WALK PROPERLY!"
"Nor can I!" He replies with a grin
"You could kill him!! You can't get dogs pissed!!"
"Well, he seemed to like it..."
"DO YOU KNOW HOW OLD HE IS???"
"err...?"
"ABOUT 75 IN DOG YEARS!!!"
And then he comes out with the best line I've ever heard. It's dead silent, everyone watching her going mental:
"Well, he's old enough to know better then, isnt he?"
I cried...
(, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 0:57, Reply)
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