Well, I wasn't actually at this one.
The video of it describes it all though. My mate, back in the day (about 3 months ago), went off to a party basically to get smashed. As was his style. I won't name names, so lets call him "L". L was probably drunk by about 8pm. Everybody else at the party was pissed off with him, so they persuaded him to go for a drive. So 5 of them climb in a car, disappear down some back roads, in the middle of nowhere. When they're far enough away from the party, one of the more sober guys (sat in the middle seat) tells L to get out, because he needs a piss. When L does, they slam the door shut, and drive off leaving him stranded...

Until he reappears about an hour later (or, they went back for him, my memories a little hazy). Anyway, the party continues, and L continues to get pissed, and some other guys take advantage of his drunkeness by trying to shave his eyebrows off. He retaliates by punching one of them, which leads to L getting his nose broken. They've got his eyebrows by this point, and some of his hair.

As far as I know, he's pretty much passed out until about 5am, when he wakes up, (everyone else is too), and goes for a shower to try and wash the blood off. He leaves the door open for everyone to see his manhood (which they caught on film, for some reason), but thats beside the point. He looks in the mirror, and theres the tiniest bit of hair gone from his head. Being still fucked, he thinks its hell...starts shouting at people to sort it out, help him get his hair fixed. Someone gets some scissors. Others get razorblades. Someone ran out to the shed and got a pair of shears...about half an hour later, bloody and bald, he's back out in the middle of nowhere, waiting for the bus to go home.

He got the biggest bollocking you could ever imagine...His hair still hasn't grown back to what it was. Getting there though.
Apologies for crapness...
(insanity_on_a_stick RISsing like mad, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 21:36, Reply)