Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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Great Night out in a tiny village pubSo there we were, the 4 regulars of the Edgerton Arms in Chelford having a friggin laugh. When you buy in rounds and everyone brings £40, drinks are flowin. So after 4-5 hours in this pub having conversations from politics to Josh's latest endevour, Josh being one of the 4 regulars, its near last orders and Josh has passed out. Somehow it became a group idea to buy a £2 packet of condoms from the bogs and put one over Josh's head, not like a mask but just a condom cap... it was hard work but we did it. Josh came around when he heard the bell for last orders and just started sayin "WHO IS IT????....Who is it?" in a really high pitched voice. But it don't stop there.
We head outside the pub and, as you do, think of ordering 4x 16" pizzas to munch on. When they arrive I was so dead I lied down in the car park and the delivery guy thought it funny to near run me over... so anyway we start the pizzas as soon as we get them, which is just after giving the delivery guy all our remaining cash as we can't even count in this state, we reckon he got £30 in tips... So I have over half this pizza which was absolutely fantastic. We walk back to the house we're crashing at where I dive into the couch and say I'm not feelin too good, so they get me a large baking tray which I proceed to fill with the munched up pizza, twice...
Needless to say the hangover and 8 hours of work the next day were pain....
(, Sat 15 Apr 2006, 23:41, Reply)
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