Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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ShoeAnother night, can't remember details, in the same house as below. Me and mike had our own party - well, we went out to get shitfaced - we succeeded and decided when we got home to have a fight/wrestle.
Mike's bigger than me. Twice my size in fact. Of pure muscle.
Me calling him a fat sod every time he let me up usually meant he'd jump on me, pummel me and let me up out of sympathy and I'd call him a fat sod, etc.
The shoe, however, was that everytime he let me up, he'd take my shoe and sling it out into the road - we lived on a main road and I had to dodge traffic to get it back. Well, at 3am, there wasn't much traffic.
Then it went missing - very odd.
Anyway, the next morning my housemates were pissed at us - turns out we'd woken them all up - Boo hoo I said.... Well, I didn't as Sian was angry at us and she was "Mum" in the house.
My shoe turned up in the tumble dryer. And the other in the fridge. I didn't even notice the other one was missing.
/Urk
Frequency, other penis joke, etc.
(, Mon 17 Apr 2006, 20:04, Reply)
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