Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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does exactly what it says on the tinone particularly good house party:
all very drunk.
as we're all aware beer and fire are not entirely compatible, but i proceed to do my standard party piece and fire breathe.... a few scorched hedges but no REAL damage done. until some lads decided that it looked cool and theyd give it a go.
all the white spirit had been used up by myself, so they broke into the shed (the most obvious place to find flammable liquids), to find only ronseal woodstain.
que lots of brown mouthed young men, gurning, teeth stuck together (but certainly no rain damage!).
goes to show tho, ronseal does do exactly what it says on the tin
**if ingested DO expect to spend 9hrs in A&E, an awkward explanitory conversation with hospital staff members, then a good old fashioned stomache pumping**
(, Tue 18 Apr 2006, 13:46, Reply)
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