Teenage PartiesAh, the heady days when catering consisted of a crate of lager and some vodka illicitly extracted by whoever looked oldest, decoration consisted of removing any breakable furniture and the morning after was just the morning and not the rest of the week.
Tell us who you snogged, where you threw up and who just would not leave.
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chthonic, Thu 13 Apr 2006, 10:20)
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bender....numerious house parties have occured in my lifetime. some good.
and some better. none of which lives up to this tale of horror, romance and debauchery.
One fine summers eve. leaves are green, flowers are doing what they do, and young uns are seeing each other.
namely me an this girl i knew called jem.
now me an jem had relationship issues what with her still being in love with her ex.
so me and my droogs decide to get very drunk at a kind host's kindly organised house party.
much drink, much merryment.
till i drink the drink of irate pirates. RUM!!!!!! then the mirth occurs.
beer cans start to miraculously stick to the walls with duct tape.
inside, outside and inside wardrobes.
i was off my tits.
great party, shagged my ex and watched her be sick everywhere.
length, girth are not important
its the motion of the potion
(, Wed 19 Apr 2006, 19:57, Reply)
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