I used to write deliberately bad poetry, just to be awkward.
One nearly won the school Green Society's poetry competition, until someone noticed it was apparently written by 'A Moron' -
'Trees are nice
Industry is crap
Why can't we be flowers?'

Another one was put into the school magazine. It was about aliens deciding not to destroy the world because of all the children laughing. It was long. It was bad. It began -
'Across the time-frozen nebulae
The onyx tetrahedron glided.'
and went downhill from there.
( George Spiggott, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 15:30, Reply)