I'd love to take credit for this, but I can't....
a mate of mine wrote this about another mate (Jonesy) and the rumours of incest involving him and his mother (Hilary)

Apparently it had a tune associated with it, but here goes

HILARY: SHE'S ON FIRE
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Hello mother, how are you?
Let's grind like monkeys in a zoo
Let's do it right here on the kitchen floor

Jonesy strides across the room
And re-emerges in the womb
That he last saw in 1984

Hoist her up and spread her wide
Screwed until she nearly died
Hilary, she's on fire!

Part her breasts and slip it in
Spray man-juice over her chin
Hilary, she's on fire!

Jonesy rests, thinks that is it
But there's no resting, not for a bit
Hilary, she's a fucking whore

She stole my heart upon the dart
But I slayed her with a deadly fart
Hilary, her fire burns no more
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He now writes scripts for "Have I Got News For You"
(rhyswynne - on every social network mullarkey known to man, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 17:44, Reply)