Me being a teenager was so long ago that no poems exist any more. Here is a poem (based on truth) about my teenage years instead.
When i was twelve
I had a wet dream
But i didn't wank properly
til i was fourteen.

My first climax came
When i was stroking my phallus
To the great tennis scene
In "debbie does Dallas".

I'm not sure why
it hadn't happened til then
Perhaps there wasn't
Enough ink in my pen.
( Dirty Bob hasn't been here for ages, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 18:22, Reply)