The old ones are the best (not mine, of course)
Mary had a little lamb, she also had a duck.
She put them on the mantlepiece, to see if they would fall off.


Hey diddle diddle, the cat did a piddle, all over the bathroom mat.
The little dog laughed to see such fun, and piddled all over the cat.


In 1976, the queen pulled down her 'knicks
She licked her bum and said "yum yum, it's better than weetabix".


There was a young lady from Ealing
who had a most wonderful feeling
she lay on her back
and opened her crack
and pissed all over the ceiling


Milk, milk, lemonade,
round the corner, chocolate's made
( BamaSS, Thu 11 Aug 2005, 20:47, Reply)