sort of on topic?
I used to use this 'gem' to test microphones before gigs*...

'One-one' was a racehorse
'Two-one' was one too.
'One-one' won one race
'Two-one' won one too.

Think it was funnier out loud. Maybe not. Bugger it I'm gonna have to go and write a teen-angst poem.

_{* for 'gigs' read 'church prayer meetings'}
(well its not going to suck itself yadda yadda yadda, Fri 12 Aug 2005, 19:18, Reply)