Daft Valentine's poem, written age 17 (so not that long ago)
Roses are red,
Violets are blue,
Some poems rhyme
But this one doesn't.

There was also a much more filthy and explicit addendum which her little brother (about 10) got hold of first and apparently read out to the whole family at Sunday lunch. Needless to say, she blacklisted me thereafter. As the French say, "Les fucksocks!!!"

(She was very fit, but she was a Christian fundamentalist too.)
( The Mock TurtIe ™ --- Thinks you are a cunt, on, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 16:06, Reply)