I didnt write them
and they're not poems but they rhyme so its as good as. They were quite popular when we were almost teenagers (11-12)

There was a young woman from eeling
Who had a peculiar feeling
She lay on her back
Spread open her crack
And pissed all over the celing

Or this one

There was a girl from peru
who had nothing whatever to do
she sat on the stairs
counted cunt hairs
six thousand three hundred and two

And if they were posted before... well I dont care
(newcustomerserviceteam, Sat 13 Aug 2005, 22:19, Reply)