My summing up of "Remains of the day"
When the film came out in 1993, my English set had to write poems about subservience. Here was mine:

By you I am controlled
Each night and every day
Existing to fulfil your dreams
I get no time away

So sir, shall I take you coat?
Kidneys for breakfast today?
I feel that 'tis my duty to serve
Until my dying day

Yes, I did use the word "day" to rhyme with itself 3 times, and yes, I did write "your" as "you". Reading this crap effort to the class following the school swot's 40 page stanza wasn't exactly the best experience of my life, ya know :)
(knife_of_justice, Tue 16 Aug 2005, 3:50, Reply)