Remember it well!
Well described

When I did it, I was a part of a group in which a couple decided they would do it together. He was a classic macho prat..open shirt, medallion, 'unshaved' look', about 10 years after it was Miami vice trendy. He had his arm around his girlfriend and said "Dont worry, I'll look after you". Through every step of what you described, he pushed her out of the way in abject terror. Her look was of sheer disbelief that he was such a coward..when we all came out at the end, she told him loudly to fuck off and walked away arms crossed (in tight white jeans and stilettos)
(sabre32, Fri 6 Apr 2012, 22:22, 1 reply)

It somehow pleases me
that the aliens were responsible for a relationship break-up. Makes them ever more cool!
(Dr Skagra glorious glargzhem, Sat 7 Apr 2012, 17:53, closed)