just the other day i had a run in with the police. oh trenton
i was walking along with my partner just kicking the ball around and playing silly buggers like you do.

When i kicked the ball a little bit to hard and it whent in to the water, and like the arsehole that he is my partner just jumped in to get it. with out a second thought of the danger of cold water or flowing tides etc.
anyway as he came up from the cold depths of the water he had the shock of his life again as some numpty in a row boat tried to run him down, and now the police are involved and all that shit but what worries me the most is what the daily mail will say. i am literally terrified of being vilified by them.
oh trenton ! what have you done this time?
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 10:31, 2 replies)

I bet it turns out he ignored some droids that he should have been looking for and once kidnapped a child on the Algarve as well.

( Amorous Badger NAKED BEA ARTHUR PHOTOS 4U, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 10:39, closed)

ah shit AB did you have to mention the droids?
why is it always the droids? one mistake and it is never NEVER ever forgotten
( fluffybunnykiller Is feasting on the clitoris of life, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 10:47, closed)