I'd been on a successful sortie to get royally pissed
And somehow in my inebriated state I'd managed to pull. We engaged in some vigorous rumpy-pumpy in all manner of positions, many of which are illegal in Kentucky. In fact, she was quite the most depraved sexual partner I have ever had.

In the morning it became apparent my beer goggles had hidden her wonky eye, missing teeth and all manner of minor physical deformities. I was especially terrified when I realised it was your mum.
(Eukanuba, Sun 8 Apr 2012, 16:42, 2 replies)

That extra sloppiness
was just the grave-juices.
(Misery McUglywife an attention seeking sociopathic fuckstain., Sun 8 Apr 2012, 21:30, closed)

Dad is that you?

(andythepieman Is surfing the waves of indifference on, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:38, closed)