If going for regular check ups means that I get to have my balls fondled by nurses....
What have I been missing?!?!?!?
(Woodlouse say it with flowers. Send her a Triffid, Mon 9 Apr 2012, 18:07, 1 reply)

Err
Well:

- It was a male nurse taking the check, they tend to have more experience.
- Getting groped by someone who just told you that "small lump" may be cancer is a defo turn off

On the bright side, if you really, really want to have your nuts fondled by lots of people wearing plastic gloves and nervous expressions on their faces, then say you've found a lump to your doctor and then have about 20 people (nurses, doctors, consultants, freaking trainee nurses) feel them up over the next few weeks...

Be my guest.
(Helo, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 11:57, closed)