See above edit - I don't know what you're on about now.

( Je suis un vagabond is an unfunny, up your own arse middle class knob, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 15:54, 1 reply)

Richard Herring
Writes for the Metro every Tuesday, this week he was writing about being scared, I won't go into the story but it was fairly funny. He used your metaphor/similie it appears. Pick one up at the Station it's almost word for word.

Edit - If you tried to read the online version the stories not there yet....It's last weeks.

Found it - www.richardherring.com/press/press.php?id=31

Wasn't as close as I first thought, as you were.
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 16:14, closed)

Just in case you're right
may I just say Richard Herring is a fucking wanker.

Thanks. Carry on.
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You
May
(bROKEN aRROW PUA HVI Master, Tue 10 Apr 2012, 17:09, closed)