I posted earlier about
how Salems lot scared me shitless when I was a kid.

My Aunt and Uncle were staying with us at the time, just after it finished I went to the kitchen, and as I was walking out my uncle thought it would be funny to stand behind the door and bellow 'Aghhhhh!' in my face as I opened it.

I dropped what I was carrying, jumped on him and had him by the throat on the floor before I realised what was going on.
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