garden hose in the back
I got one of these a few years back cos of phneumonia, fucking student doctor comes in with a nurse, dopes me up, bends me over, nurse holds me down and the fucker starts to push it through my back, in the left lateral muscle, not going in, tries again, nope, i can feel the bastard kneeling on me and forcing the fucking thing in. Nothing. Next day another doctor comes in, says what the fuck and sticks it in first tme under my armpit, away from all the gristle. The clown didnt have a scooby and was doing it all wrong. My back was fucked for months
(liquidspanner, Wed 11 Apr 2012, 16:03, Reply)